Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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