Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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