just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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