Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.