I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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