im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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