actually, I'm a sock model
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
is wine microwaveable?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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