We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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