Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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