So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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