All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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