Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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