I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
handjob tips. give me some.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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