Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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