He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Found your dick twin last night
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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