IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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