Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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