He felt like a one man threesome
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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