don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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