Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I would ride that face into the sunset