i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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