Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize