I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I woke up under a house in Key West
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