you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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