Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."