Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So many bounce houses so little time
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween