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(214): View more from Texas

just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.

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(214): just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that. http://tfl.nu/pf1d

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(650): View more from California

we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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(650): we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA http://tfl.nu/902z

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(615): just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here. http://tfl.nu/npdf

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(425): View more from Washington

i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

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do it. it's every man's dream.

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(425): i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?" (206): do it. it's every man's dream. http://tfl.nu/a31t

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.

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(336): I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing. http://tfl.nu/tg4w

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.

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(321): I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter. http://tfl.nu/jrqc

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(314): View more from Missouri

she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this

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(314): she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this http://tfl.nu/4qkx

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(701): View more from North Dakota

and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"

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(701): and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies" http://tfl.nu/t57n

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.

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Run away.

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(403): She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian. (403): Run away. http://tfl.nu/pkbx

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.

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(918): Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business. http://tfl.nu/hekp

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up

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(+44): Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up http://tfl.nu/86tf

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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.

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(724): If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant. http://tfl.nu/s61d

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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.

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(814): There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer. http://tfl.nu/un9n

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(757): View more from Virginia

Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

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One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...

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(757): Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something? (540): One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend... http://tfl.nu/ltk8

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(330): View more from Ohio

We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.

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(330): We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages. http://tfl.nu/bck0

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