I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?