Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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(352): View more from Florida

I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.

(352): View more from Florida

Just realized these events may be related.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well now I have my semen on her headphones

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name

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(941): View more from Florida

Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

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(253): View more from Washington

I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety

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