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found out what b.m.t stands for.

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what did you think?

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bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts

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(804): View more from Virginia

don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

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couldn't find a condom?

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basically

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(805): View more from California

Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.

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(805): View more from California

found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.

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(301): View more from Maryland

thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.

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(207): View more from Maine

you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.

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(660): View more from Missouri

My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA

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Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?

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