i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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