Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The air was thick with penises
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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