Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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