She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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