Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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