i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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