why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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