Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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