WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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