I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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