Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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