Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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