it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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