Your dad touched me again.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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