i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.