i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot