I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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