Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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