Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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