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plz talk dirty to me
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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