im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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