Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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