just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got inside last night via doggy door
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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