Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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