I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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