Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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